Saturday, April 02, 2005 @Saturday, April 02, 2005
I sliced a part of my finger off
while at work w d huge penknife.
No i should say danglin?ha
yes n it wasn jus a piece of skin danglin
i reli mean flesh
so u cld see my one finger sliced into 2 parts
N d only left joinin part was d tip of d skin of d part sliced.
Seemed lk magic
i saw part of my finger turnin fr purple to black in jus seconds
It took awhile b4 d pain sip into me, n it was FOOKIN pain!
I wanted to carry on my work coz nt v nice 2 tell anyone
Jus a look out of d door 2 mk sure no one walks in2 d room,
but when my head turned back
d entire table n papers were splattered w blood.
N...d boss's chair too! whoops!
Hence in my frantic i reached out for tissue to try to clean d blood dat was lk squirtin from my finger
but i jus cldn stop d blood frm flowin.
damn. no choice i knew i had to get a plaster
so yes i asked.
i asked, hidin my finger behind me
dey tot it was jus a simple cut jus d skin
but when dey saw my finger was lk sliced already dey got all uptight, worse den me.
My fann wong lookalike colleague den dragged me to toilet
When i put runnin water down my finger
gosh i tell u
d burnin sensation.
After washin n washin n using up d whole box of tissue applyin pressure to dat part,
still was bleedin.
muz hav been quite a while n w more tissues, we decided no choice jus att d plaster 1st.
see told u i always get these funny funny accidents.
i feel so handicap.
In tis office 'hole',
i learnt dat deres such a thing as "de-stress syrup" wateva u call it
d lady beside me was drinkin it my goodness tis tell me i ought to worry..
2 interns b4 me had 2 see d psyche doctor halfway n 1 other quit halfway
Oh man.
wat wld become of me would i go crazy lol
No, i mus press on to d end. :)